Trying to figure out how to buy this but I can't really come up with a way where Anita doesn't divorce me. Sadly I'm sure she'd take the quads in the divorce just to make a point.

Mickey said $8000 but he'd let it go cheaper I'd bet. It's a 900 kit with the 650 crank which makes it an 840. V force gears so no low range.
Anyone want to buy a wicked little brute 650 that's only seen mud once?