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Therapy Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 06, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »
After weeks of intense counseling and hours after hours of therapy sessions my therapist has come to the conclusion that the only possible way that we can save 1bads life is for me to sell all of my guns. Please see the selection in the classified ads. Every minute that I have possession of these firearms is a minute that I could be on my way to Gayville to free us all of that GOD DAMN CAN AM RIDDING SON OF A ---- sorry, had a slip.


Anyway, know that buy buying them you are not only helping save my family but, you can further enjoy the playful banter and witty repartae of 1bad on this and other web sites for years to come.

Crap, that should ensure my grand kids will have these things. Assuming they can get them out of the evidence locker once LethalWuebben has finished with all the paperwork.
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Re: Therapy Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 05:46:10 PM »
Now why would we want 1bad to go away.  He's like a little retarded puppy.  Sure he's not really good for anything....and yes he has his accidents in the house.  But it's fun to watch him walk into walls and fall down the steps.  Oh.... and ride into ditches.

Seriously what the hell is he doing here....that's corn in front of him....he sat there for upwards of 10 minutes  before we went in and got him.  I think it was at this point that Rob asked Nelly "What the hell is wrong with him"   

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You're trapped in a room with a ferocious bear, a crazed lion, and a Patriots fan. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?




Shoot the Patriots fan........................twice.

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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 11:05:58 PM »
haha - your right, he isn't really good for anything except entertainment. I mean all you gotta do is look at the poor little sad guy and he makes you laugh.  :D  O and yes, it was right before I took this picture that Rob said, "What the hell is wrong with him" haha - I thought Moby was gonna fall off the back of the Kawi laughing so hard.  :D
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Re: Therapy Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 07:49:02 AM »
does he follow around lazer pointers i had a cat the would try to climb the walls to chase it you should try it on him.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 10:44:26 AM »
 :D :D  That was funny Danny!
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You're trapped in a room with a ferocious bear, a crazed lion, and a Patriots fan. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?




Shoot the Patriots fan........................twice.

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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 06:29:01 PM »
I tried to get him to follow the red dot from my Taser but he wanted nothing to do with it. Strange, on the midnight shift during downtown foot patrol I can get the stray cats to just about commit Granite suicide with that red dot.

Not everybody likes the red dot.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2008, 06:48:16 PM »
WOW, ;D ;D  That's all I can say.Nicely done.My hat's off to ya.I knew if I pushed enough you would talk more.Don't get me wrong I think silence is golden, but I sure get tired of you saying the same thing."Man that can-am is cool" ::)
So to see you print out almost 2 paragraphs is GREAT.That hooked on phonics shit really does work.I'm glad I got that for you after all.
P.S.PLEASE SELL ALL YOUR GUNS!!

NOW Mr. helmjama:You have now included yourself in this little charade and I am looking forward to playin with YOU..Where did you say you lived again  ;D

 moby. Be very wary next time you are testing and tuning you never know who is watching in the tree's.   :-X

And lastly lethalwuebben,MUST I bring up the scary coyotee thing.I know how it sends shivers down your spine til this day and your daughter isn't home to protect you this time. I think it's time to visit my friendly neighborhood sporting goods store AGAIN! :D  :D  :D  :-*  :P
I guess I"ll be seeing you in the morning.


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Re: Therapy Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2008, 08:25:01 PM »
play along then but im not aloud strangers over im not sure if it for there safety or mine.
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Re: Therapy Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 05:46:24 PM »
Im not sure why he sent this to ME ,but here is a pic of 1Bad from this last weekend..Dudes got issues!!!


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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 06:38:12 PM »
nice one stumper!!  :D
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 06:45:58 PM »
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who took the picture :o
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 07:01:02 PM »
I'm little cocerned about what kind of web sights your going to for those kind of pics
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 07:05:18 PM »
I totlally agree ACAT, it scares me to know what stumper looks for in his slack time.
However,I now feel obligated to show everyone what may have happened in the hills earlier this summer.Because stumper sent me this by accident but I did'nt want to embarass him.But what the hell now.

















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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 08:29:02 PM »
yea kandy and handy should be checked i was embarrassed to say i was there when they went to play together they said they were going to go play pirates. now i know what happened. :o  best buy must have been a cover up.  ??? and now 1bad is in on it god damn who isnt  :-\ damn this site is just getting alittle weird. now i know why stumper hurryed up and called andy handy. ugh thats nasty were is the little yellow guy that pukes. cuse thats what is needed.
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