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Funny stuff
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:41:54 AM »
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage
'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................

'Try doing it with the engine running.'
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 01:12:42 PM »
  He does have a good point.....

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 01:13:11 PM »
I've heard that one before, but still a good one

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 01:19:23 PM »
   Those poor blondes.....

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 03:27:00 PM »
poor blonds, that guys has 3 feet
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 07:44:57 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 02:06:49 PM »
I like the sign, we have talked about doing something like that in Wagner, because the chief loves writing speeding tickets. 
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 03:55:56 PM »
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »
 ;D that's what it feels like lol

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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2008, 04:19:49 PM »
;D that's what it feels like lol

I have never had a gas nossle in my butt, LOL
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2008, 04:21:52 PM »
lol i hope never to have that happen im going to keep my eye on those dang gas nozzles
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2008, 04:23:43 PM »
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_extreme_hidden_camera_prank_from_venezuela/

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« Last Edit: July 30, 2008, 04:28:44 PM by helmjama »
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2008, 04:32:50 PM »
that was good but could you translate that for me.
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 04:36:12 PM »
aahhhhhhhhhh holy shit aahhhhhhhhhhh tear tear aahhhhhhhhh damn it its right there ahhhhhhhh get me out of the car ahhhhhhh shit damn i want my mommy aahhhhhhh its a joke you pricks im going to kill you.


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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 04:37:19 PM »
i figured out she broke a nail!
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